AKA -

UNCLE HIPPIE

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JUST APPEARED IN MY FIRST FILM SHORT.

'THE BARTENDER'S GUIDE'

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Still making waves as a stand out stand up comic, comedy writer and coach to comedy talents across the USA.

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Stand Up Comedy Coaching

**If you've read this far you deserve the secrets to stand up comedy, so here they are...... 

(Never allow inconvenience, pain or fear hinder your creative products. Be in a constant state of so that your growth, vision courage real. Fight the right fights. Do.

-Chili's Comedy Dojo secrets

There, now you don't even have to come to my comedy unless you need assistance in any one of the above elements. I can assist a little there. Be honest you thought it was all about jokes right? )

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PERSONAL VIDEO CALL JAM & COACHING SESSION WITH ME AVAILABLE TO ASSIST YOU WITH YOUR STAND-UP COMEDY. 

(*INCLUDES VIDEO REVIEW OF YOUR ACT) 

Email me at [email protected] for details. 

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ABOUT ME... 

TV and other stuff I do and have done besides funny comedy and coaching comics.

        They're impressive, trust me. :)

(I kid, sorta)

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CO-EXECUTIVE PRODUCER AND WRITER FOR THE NEW TALK SHOW 

'ANN ARBOR TONIGHT' 

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creator of

'Funny Over Fifty' show

aka 'Uncle Hippie Experience'

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FORMER STAFF WRITER FOR 

" NBC's

'TONIGHT SHOW W/ JAY LENO'

&

'THE BOB AND TOM SHOW'

NATIONALLY SYNDICATED RADIO MORNING SHOW (writer and multiple x's guest performer) haven't been on with them in a while. Their loss. But I suppose they're still doing ok anyway. ;) 

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'MOTHER GOOSE & GRIMM' 

National newspaper cartoon strip.

Writer and script advisor 

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'THE PEN OF MIKE PETERS'

Pulitzer political cartoonist.

Syndicated TV news insert.

(WAAAAY ahead of time)

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A&E Channel

'COMEDY ON THE ROAD'

(didn't really like my set, but what the hell, it's TV right?) 

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SHOWTIME CABLE CHANNEL'S

'COMEDY CLUB ALL-STARS'

(I think I may have been removed from show records. I'm guessin' the executive producer didn't like me for some reason, or maybe he had a LOT of reasons ... either way, I shot it, I had a funny set, I'm not on the segment I should have been. That's all there's to that)

Hey if you're not cut once in from something big you're not even in the game right?

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'Mabe in America'

CMT/MTV

prank show

(11 episodes that they have re-run TOO DEATH!)

Bring it back I could use the TV salary and residuals.

Though, let's face it, another prank show? Meh.

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NEW COMICS & WRITERS...& THOSE THAT DREAM OF BEING A MORE CREATIVE COMIC/WRITER. or PUBLIC SPEAKER...MY SITE IS FOR YOU AS WELL.

"LEARN TO WRITE ORIGINAL JOKES, COME UP WITH FUNNY MATERIAL ON THE SPOT AND PERFORM LIKE A PRO MUCH FASTER THEN YOU THINK IS POSSIBLE!"

(but please for god sakes have a measure of talent) ;)

DAMN FUNNY TOUR 

- dates and cities to be announced, (yeah right!)

Please give a like to Damn funny tour Facebook page!! Thanks!

**WOULD YOU LIKE TO BECOME A SPONSOR OF MY SITE? OR HAVE YOUR NAME MENTIONED AS PART OF THE DAMN FUNNY TOUR?

LEAVE A MESSAGE.  

(sorry this is where it turns into show BUSINESS)  

LONG TIME HEADLINING COMEDIAN

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CREATOR OF THE COMEDY~DOJO WORKSHOP & the Comedy Arts Center.

Detroit's stand up comedy coaching dojo at Big Tommy's comedy club 40380 Grand River Ave. Novi, MI.

Monday (Tuesday) nights 7-9pm Email for details 

[email protected]

http://www.theoaklandpress.com/arts-and-entertainment/20141013/farmington-hills-comics-dawning-golden-years-are-bright

Somebody once said that there was a thin line between laughter and pain or tragedy. 

My thinking is that a comic's job is to dance over and back from this line bringing a little pain on the return to release and soothe with laughs. Sometimes too much can be brought back and it doesn't work but the very art form itself is founded on the attempt. 

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'TWITTER/FACEBOOK

JOKES OF THE DAY

as published by ComedyWire, Facebook, Twitter and others.

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My memory is not what it use to be. I bet.

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Discovered I'm half crazy. Thank you Ancestry.com!

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Some people's Facebook timelines look like restaurant menus.

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Is there a cigar store East Indian? 

Asking for a friend who's afraid to raise potentially racist questions.

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What wash cycle do you add the stool softener?

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I can't recall reminiscing with anyone. 

At least 1/3 of my life is now spent pacing while wondering what I'm forgetting.

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I just spent nearly an hour on LinkedIn.

I feel like I've just taken a stroll thru some office cubicles.

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Hit a gym today, I didn't work out. I just lost control of my car.

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If other people don't talk sh%t about you once in a while. You're doing it wrong.

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You know who would have been great at podcasts? My grandpa. He loved talking to himself too!

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Got my DNA ancestry test results, turns out I'm 1/8th funk master.

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What's so cool about Cool Whip?

At best it's convenient whip.

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How about those annoying imaginary friends? The ones that are always on! Am I right?

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Survey on a drive-thru receipt seriously? If I cared would I be here?

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For all those who suffer in silence, I'd like to personally thank you for keeping the noise down.

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Know the old sayin', starve a cold, pizza & beer a fever? It really works.

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Also for those who have on so many occasions been my undoing. Thanks!

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If only I could meet someone that would tell me their politics within seconds.

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Trump Election Humor

I don't know, it kinda seems like the cows may have elected a steakhouse.

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(How a lawyer tells a joke)

Two attorneys walk into a bar. The bartender allegedly says

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Just bought an air guitar, hardly used! The last owner had no imagination.

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How come people have no idea who's there in all of those knock knock jokes?

Can't a least ONE hazard a guess?

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People often sit at a bar with tears in their eyes, but when it's a salad bar you just look weird.

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The singer Meat Loaf collapsed on stage during a concert recently.

Turned out he was totally baked.

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Ever notice that people that talk about things they know nothing about never run out of topics?

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I'm writing a comedy piece about IKEA, well it's more like I'm putting it together.

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Is it wrong to say all Japanese TV cartoons look alike?

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I'd go on this 'Naked and Afraid' TV way too afraid, mostly of being naked...and afraid.

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Tim Tebow is said to be ready to run for Congress.

We know he can't pass for it.

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My health insurance is so lame it won't even cover Dr. Pepper.

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What civilization built the human pyramid?

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Tried yoga today.

I call the position 'reaching for ' pill that rolled

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I'm shocked. A young movie star was interviewed and didn't use the expression, " I'm such a nerd."

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A man in CA was stabbed by a 400 lb woman. 

This should not have surprised him. People over 400 lbs often are seen carrying knives. Not as much as they carry forks and spoons, but still

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I use to do jokes about cocaine, they were all one-liners.

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"I think it's sad that so many people have multiple personalities, yet so many

have none."

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"They say sleeping naked is healthy for you.

Yeah but do it once at work and you're forever the 'creepy guy from '..."

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Tea party speaker said in a speech that sex is not about having fun.

To his wife said, "Tell me about it!!"

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"On Oct 30th there will be a live exorcism performed on U.S. television. No word yet but rumor is it has something to do with Bill Cosby..."

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"Put those thin Oreo's in the cookie jar and the double stuff Oreo's ate them!"

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"KFC has created a pizza with a fried chicken crust and a hot dog w/ fried chicken as a bun.

I just gained 4 lbs typing that.

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"Cops arrest woman in N Dakota for having cocaine inside her breast implants. They said their attention was drawn to the woman when her breasts seemed jittery and wouldn't shut the hell up!"

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"Woman assaults man with a can of Pam cooking spray. Cops have time making charges stick."

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"When you really think about it, there's no such thing as 'all natural' ice cream."

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"I hear that cops have a lead on that KY man who ran through a Walmart naked while pouring milk on himself.

his street name is 2%.

/ bam! drops mic/ walks off

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"A couple in England with 194 yrs between them got married.

They spent their honeymoon getting out of the car."

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"Cops stopped rapper Flava Flav in Vegas and charged him with speeding, open alcohol, and DUI. Surprising no one."

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"If a vaccine for curiosity were to be discovered, would the world be overrun with cats?"

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"Had one of those dreams where I was flying, and I STILL wasn't in first class."

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"Bought those Relaxed Jeans, turns out they were just unmotivated."

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"News made this week as zero females came forth accusing Bill Cosby of sexual misconduct."

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"Bruce Jenner, yet another case of a man getting a woman into a big jam."

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"Crazy doesn't run in my family, it drives across the country doing comedy!"

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I worked at a company that made pink slips. Took me 3 months to realize I'd been fired.

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adman and 

genius Stan Freberg passed away. At eulogies were exactly 30 secs each.

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Hillary Clinton says she will get into the White House the good ol'American way, by climbing the fence.

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Contrary to popular belief hippies do not sleep in the nude, most times we're covered in Dorito crumbs and pot residue.

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"The creator of the 'Pet Rock' has died.

"Rock Crushes Poverty" inscribed on his tombstone!"

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"Somebody was caught making meth in a Walmart restroom. Turns out it was the only American made product in the store."

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"Harrison Ford crashes his vintage WW2 plane onto an If that isn't a rich white guy problem I don't know what is!"

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"Woody Allen is doing his first TV series for Netflix. It's a story of his life, from growing up and playing with kids all the way to marrying one."

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"Women, nature's auto-correct for men."

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"I have a cousin that all he does is sit around and stare at his phone. is it's a rotary dial up one."

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"Jet Li has a little brother that narcs on everybody. His name is Drone Li".

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"Here's scientific drinking question, how fast does the room have to spin to dry your pants?"

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"I won't mess with a person that works because somebody with that kind of time on their hands could really screw you up!"

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"I'm about to drop some serious cash into gold, or maybe some other color".

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Ever meet somebody that you knew in a previous life and you still can't stand them?!"

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I just wrote a Selfie Help book. It's for people that have low selfie esteem ".

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"I don't do a lot of pot jokes in my act, I write'em I just can't remember them".

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"I experimented with pot in high school and was promptly kicked out of the science fair ...!"

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"Ever have sex so good that you'd swear you were masturbating?"

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"Received a colonoscopy recently, all I'm saying is I'm never using that tattoo artist again!"

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"I'm happy to perform for you people tonight, my smart jokes needed a rest".

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"I can help you solve the graffiti problem in this town. Take the spray paint away from that sucks famil

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BIG TOMMY'S COMEDY CLUB

Grand River Ave Novi, MI

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*author of the book...

'Standup Comedy with a Side of Chili'

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CREATOR OF THE SHOW

'3-D STANDOUT COMEDY'

COMING SOON